extramarital sex

having sex outside of marriage.

that bitch tyrone's been fucking as a side order, is noting like his main meal devanney. fuck that extramarital sex.

by tomnur August 5, 2008

Dick sex

When two naked men use their penises as swords and whoever loses and cums first has to like it off the other man penis

Bro me and tony where having fun doing some Dick sex and I won so he gave me a blowjob

by Ogie bogie October 13, 2020

alpaca sex

When an event gets so out of hand that the actions taking place are just plain disturbing and wrong.

Okay, you guys need to chill out! It's really starting to feel like alpaca sex here!

by Jam Cly September 4, 2006

Event Sex

(Noun) The few days each year when you just know you're gonna get laid.

Typically a birthday, anniversary, or Federally recognized holiday. Equally appropriate for male or female.

Tom made sure to save some Viagra for Christmas Eve; his wife Deborah would be expecting a long night of Event Sex.

by CrackinCricket February 28, 2010

Rapture sex

The idea of guilting your significant other in having sex with you before the "End of the World" which is predicted to occur on May 21 2011.

Date: May 22 2011

Coworker 1: Mary you look like a hot mess!

Mary: I am so exhausted this morning Mark talked me into having rapture sex even though I told him I had a 7AM meeting.

by coolnwo1 August 6, 2011

Sex Lemur

A being that is very obsessed with sex.

Wow, Josh is such a sex lemur! I've seen him walking out of thousands of apartments nude!

by thebomb1617 December 18, 2008

Sex Knot

A knot in your hair after a long night of sex.

She unsuccessfully attempted to brush out her sex knots the next morning.

by TheZenRunner99 July 22, 2016