Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!

One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought

thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"

Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS! by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) February 18, 2005

nob donkey 

a general purpose obscenity for describing a fucking idiot.

That guy is such a nob donkey!

nob donkey by Jim Smith May 5, 2004

Swamp Donkey 

An unusually and abnormally unattractive person of the opposite sex.

Dude, that chick was a Swamp Donkey.

Swamp Donkey by phillip bond July 22, 2006

Yawning Donkey 

Yawning Donkey - A sexual act known to leave men speechless and wanting more.

Guy 1: How was your night with Rose?
Guy 2: "staring into the distance"

Guy 1: Oh no she showed you the"Yawning Donkey" didn't she!?!
Guy 2: I need more!...

Yawning Donkey by EnemaSoup August 31, 2020

swamp donkey 

a girl that's fugly

guh! look at her--swamp donkey in a major way!

swamp donkey by Boomer December 11, 2001

Swamp Donkey 

A female Bereft of Physical beauty;
tug boat; boiler; sea monster; steg

Swamp Donkey by Daxxler February 5, 2003

Concrete donkey 

a giant, painfull turd.

dude smell my concrete donkey. it has sweetcorn in it

Concrete donkey by Purge_121 September 25, 2009