touche bag

n. sack or sports bag purpose-built to carry fencing swords, mask, uniform etc.

Excusez-moi. Has madamoiselle seen my touche bag magnifique?

Mais non! Nor do I wish to see it!

Perhaps madamoiselle understands not. La touche bag is something I slide over my sword to keep it clean.

by gnostic1 July 16, 2011

minge bag

A person who is extremely `careful` with money

Get the drinks in, ya fuckin` minge bag

by wilkie January 11, 2009

Duch Bag

a complete NOOB, not dueche in any way. Duch, as in "Dutch". Totally idiot and/or asshole. the fag of the group. this person would be Fez in "that 70's show" cast

wow derek, Aaron just got caught holding that guys hand. What a Duch bag, bro.

by Alec H February 1, 2009

dick bag

condom, or any object used to prevent impregnation of the female

e.g. sock

Britt wouldnt let Mike fuck her without a dick bag.

lol britt just kidding we love you

by Megan and Shelley November 23, 2004

Pussy Bag

An overweight effeminate male. One that is quick to cry in public and own a copy of the movie Titanic. Is related to the terms, queer, fag, or bitch, but is specifically targeted at men who are fat enough to have man boobs. Literally, the man is just a big bag of pussies.

Jade called Ian a fat ass and all that pussy bag could manage to sob back is, "You're mean". Then he ran home crying with his man tits flapping in the wind. What a fucking pussy bag.

by mantitphersun September 14, 2009

bone bag

n. A male condom, aka, a jimmy hat.

He gave LaTonya the real package, straight up--no bone bag or nuthin'.

by Carl Willis August 9, 2004

Bag of dicks

(bag-o-dix) A large bag or satchel that contains strictly the male reproductive organ; the penis. This term is usually used with insult in direct to another for them to put chunks of dicks from the bag in one's mouth for consumption.

they can eat a bag of dicks while riding their mom's bike!

by StinkmasterB October 11, 2010