3 definition by wilkie

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someone who is of less than average intelligence
stop arsing about,you fuckin`blert
by wilkie January 31, 2008

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a thin wispy moustache usually worn by a spotty pubescent youth,so called because theres 5 hairs on either side of his lip.
Check out the 5 a side muzzy on that lad
by wilkie January 31, 2008

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A person who is extremely `careful` with money
Get the drinks in, ya fuckin` minge bag
by wilkie February 01, 2008

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