3 definitions by wilkie

blert

someone who is of less than average intelligence

stop arsing about,you fuckin`blert

by wilkie January 31, 2008

minge bag

A person who is extremely `careful` with money

Get the drinks in, ya fuckin` minge bag

by wilkie February 1, 2008

5 a side

a thin wispy moustache usually worn by a spotty pubescent youth,so called because theres 5 hairs on either side of his lip.

Check out the 5 a side muzzy on that lad

by wilkie January 31, 2008