ass-bandit 

An unscrupulous curmudgeon who blasphemes by the very nature of his or her existence. Simply put, an unambiguous wanker, a incorrigible troglodyte, a downtrodden asshat.

Eric if you say POOT one more time I will puke. How ass-bandit-ish.

Peter is such an ass-bandit about seeing live shows.

Noah's ass-banditry is unprecedented. Stop touching yourself.

Denver has always been an ass-bandit and will always be an ass-bandit.

ass-bandit by Danger Brown October 11, 2006

ass whoopin 

an ass kicking so bad that you failed at defending your self

Jordan came home from school crying, a kid two grades under him gave him a major ass whoopin at recess

major ass kicking

ass whoopin by zolo3527 May 18, 2010

ass splash 

when you take a shit and the toilet water splashes back up into your bunghole (sometimes pleasureable)

wow i ate a lot of cashews and my shit was so heavy the whole toilet water went up my crack! DAMN

ass splash by evanzo August 18, 2003

ass casserole

Similar to a clusterfuck. Unorganized, dissaray or chaos. Many unrelated things introduced at once.

That staff meeting was total ass casserole!

ass casserole by auntkitty October 4, 2006

ass catastrophe 

Accidentally shitting in ones pants while trying to fart in public. see sharting

michael, approaching the bathroom in panera bread, had an ass catastrophe.

ass catastrophe by michaelray October 3, 2006

Ass Kick

One either delivers or recieves a rapid and painful kick to another person's posterior.

One individual delivers rapid blows to another individual in order to teach one a lesson, or to prove one is more of a man that the other.

I ass kicked him so bad, his shit had footprints in it.

Mother fucker - get ready to have your ass kicked.

Ass Kick by Kung Fu Alien January 20, 2008

ass sock 

a sock removed from ones foot that is put under the water in a sink until moist, and then used to wipe ones ass.usualy in the woods or when there is no tp.

wife: john! what the hell i found this wet ass sock behind the toilet and it smells like shit!
husband: oh there was no tp left sorry i forgot to pick it up
wife: well i guess im just going to throw it away i guess you dont want to wear dirty socks and im not putting it in with the wash..
husband: no no ill wear it again

ass sock by william john March 6, 2008