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Tuttle

The act of holding open the asshole and purring inside of it.
Dude, Reilly totally let me Tuttle her last night.
by Starlightlovesgirl September 22, 2014
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twurtle

Sending a tweet on twitter while holding back a turtles head..
mate... I had to quickly send out a twurtle before I ran to the crapper!!
by gupmyster March 28, 2009
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Tartle Pop

The act of flatulating very vigorously and without remorse. This usually occurs after a combination of coffee and muffin, often leading to violent interacial hate crimes and loss of friends, which eventually culminates in clinical depression.
As Bob stepped out of the coffee shop, he angrily began tartle popping.

After much frustration, Jimmy finally yelled, "That tartle pop was vicious."
by Bloobies May 9, 2010
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Turdle Dove

The act of being an extreme turd. Being lazy and trashy. Unproductive. Worthless
I can see you haven't gotten off the couch today Turdle Dove
by dddangerrr January 7, 2010
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Turdle

Similar to a turtle sticking its head in and out, a turdle is a turd that makes a short head appearance out of the rectum and then quickly restricts itself back into the safety of the lower intestines and anus. A turdle can occur if a would be shitter is frightened or if the would be shitter has forced the fecal turdle head back into his or her anus due to bad timing (in the car, in meeting, at boyfriend or girlfriends house, etc).
Brian felt his lower intestines launch a fecal turdpedo into his anus while he was sitting on the couch at his new girlfriend's house. His anus hatch was forced open by the turdpedo and nearly caused a Brown October on the couch. Brian contemplated releasing the turdpedo in her guest restroom, but instead decided to "turdle" it until he got home later that night.
by Big Lud the Stud September 25, 2014
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Teenage mutant hero turtles

1. A popular old skool kids series.
2. Part of a phrase used when someone is trying to get into a fight with someone, or when someone believes they can do martial arts when they most obviously can't e.g the karate kid
1. Whoah, dude teenage mutant hero turtles is on, it rocks, I haven't seen it since I was a kid!
2. What the fuck are you doing, this isn't Teenage mutant hero turtles you know!
by Ginga ninja September 20, 2003
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Trampled by Turtles

Sexual act when a large group of males surround a girl/guy and repeatedly hit he or she in the face or head with their testicles.
Trampled by turtles is similar to bukkake, but instead or sperm, the testicles are used.
by Dirty Hot Rob August 3, 2011
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