Moustachio Nuts

Type of Manscaping where the hair is shaped into a moustache.

a1:I didn't think jeff would have moustachio nuts.
a2:Yep the full handle bar.

by qbert83 August 26, 2009

Skittle Nuts

Someone whos has tiny skittle sized balls

I bet you have some skittle nuts to match that tiny dick of yours.

by Chiron_Prodigy October 13, 2009

nut sprinkling

The act of a female subordinate using flirtation and/or sexuality towards male superiors in order to advance her position in the workplace.

Tiffany has constantly been nut sprinkling our boss so he won't discover her incompetence.

by Michael Harryman March 28, 2005

Rough Nuts

A response or exclamation for when something bad happens or when an unpleasant event occurs.

It can be used as a personal exclamation or a response to someone else's misfortune.

Guy 1: Damn, I just broke my glasses.

Guy 2: Rough nuts, dude.

by dannyarcher April 7, 2011

deez nuts

A way to make a stupid bitch feel like a stupid bitch, without flat-out calling her a stupid bitch.

Man: Ay, did what's his name get at you yesterday?
Woman: Who?
Man: Deeeeez nuts.

by Pope John Paul III April 23, 2003

stomach nut

The pain that occurs in a man's stomach after being hit in the nuts...the worst pain possible

"Man, Joe bagtagged me so hard i've got stomach nut!"

by Devin Binegar March 19, 2008

kleg nut

a small lump of poo that gets stuck to your helmet during anal intercourse

POO CHUNK equals KLEG NUT

by goochmeister1 May 22, 2004