slobert

A man who lays around all day and is afraid to talk to girls.

Dude, you are such a slobert, stop blushing and just talk to her already.

by Blue_Devil736473821 December 16, 2009

Shower Dodge

The act of jumping in the shower to avoid someone.

My mom came home and saw that i was late for school so i shower dodged her and snuck out the back.

by WeeSnaw1337 March 9, 2010

Shower Beret

Protective head gear used whilst showering. A shower beret is similar to a traditional shower cap however this nifty little thing is made from rubber material and integrates the shape of a regular beret.

A shower beret is heaven on the hair in style

by ProductManager June 24, 2010

Shower nirvana

A word used to describe the women-take-longer-showers-than-men phenomena. It has never been proved what exactly takes them so long to complete a shower, but one can safely assume that they've discovered the enlightenment described in Buddhist philosophy, i.e. Nirvana.

Person 1: Man, what is taking her so long in the shower?
Person 2: Dude, don't worry about it, she's probably just discovered shower nirvana.

by Righteous Thumb August 2, 2010

Shower Rave

Getting some in the shower with a dank guy

or

A guy named shower rave.

My friend had a shower rave so i felt like I wanted to try it .

or

Yeah she got with Shower rave hes Dank !

by thetunnel August 19, 2010

shower fossil

Empty or used items left in a shower or bath.

I went to wash my hair and picked up two shower fossils before I found a shampoo bottle that had anything in it.

by Scotti Foxx August 25, 2010

Showerpants

Someone who constantly takes a shower or is known to lounge around in their pajamas or bathrobe. Most notably in seen in lazy old army generals.

Martha: Amos, you're such a showerpants!

Amos: Now you're gonna get it. Fall in, sister! Ten hut!!!

Martha: Crazy guy. Lounging around in your pajamas and bathrobe all day. I don't know how you do it.

Amos: But I can't help it. I'm a lazy old showerpants!

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 27, 2010