Drygasm

Dryhumping someone until they reach orgasm.

Guy1: "Dude I heard you last night I hope you used protection!!"

Guy2: "Dude don't worry she had a Drygasm"

Guy1: "Awesome dude! I wish I was as good as you."

by pwnage1113 October 26, 2010

Drygasm

Dry-Gasm, when you have been caught short after indulging in too much self satisfying of a day, that the final time you journey upon climax, nothing but what feels like a gust of wind blows through your urethra.

'Sorry luv, I've been going to town on myself allday so chances are I will Drygasm'

by Sarren November 14, 2009

dryer

a machine that tumbles clothes while blowing hot air to dry clothes

Put the wet clothes in the dryer.

by Billiam Beaver July 25, 2016

chinese drywall inspection

Refers to an extensive STD test given to a person who has had more than their fair unprotected sex with a wide array of risky partners. Implies that the person seeking the STD test has had way too much risky sex with the wrong kinds of people that they are more than likely rotting on the inside and need a team of skilled technicians to remove the mess.

Bob - "I got totally wasted and took home two strippers last night."
Rick - "Are you crazy? You better go get a chinese drywall inspection before your junk falls off."

by EyesDonkeyMonkey February 17, 2010

drykler

an impregnated, retarded swine; constantly covered in hooker spit, this creature eats the toe jam off of hobos' feet. its enemy is the dob, a dashing, sexy creature.

Excuse me, could you please get your drykler off of my yard?

by Zach Leatherman April 29, 2008

dryon

The act of ironing ones clothing by placing them in the clothes dryer.

Why would I waste time ironing when I can dryon my shirt while I am in the shower.

by flots May 4, 2009

dryer dress

1. (verb) To get dressed by taking clothes out of the dryer because you were too lazy to fold them and put them away the day before

I woke up late, so I had to get dryer dressed.

by Juuuergen May 30, 2011