Failure

Steven He

“Steven, You’re a failure!”
“How many times can you be a failure?”
“I wish I was proud of you but YOU’RE A FAILURE”
“Just a 5PM reminder, YOU’RE STILL A FAILURE”

by Wilfred Adalson July 7, 2021

failfuck

When you wreck on a wheeled conveyance, damaging only your skin but not your bones.

I fell off my bicycle. It was a HUGE failfuck.

by madeline888 July 20, 2021

failure

misspelling a word so badly that there are no spelling suggestions

person 1: mispelibg

person 2: what?
person 1: fjck
person 2: you’re a failure

by JuloAnhedonia November 2, 2021

Failynn

A graceful lady. They aren't wrong tho?

Person 1 : Hey, is that Failynn over there?
Person 2 : Yeah, she pretty chill and lowkey kinda cute..
Person 1 : Then ask her out!

by fayeluvv November 23, 2021

Failah

Failah is an extremely hard working girl with a lot of motivation and will never lose hope. Failah proves to be the best girlfriend ever.

Look how caring his girlfriend is her name must be Failah.

by Bunny7 December 1, 2021

Failure

What I am

My inner thoughts: hey you! Your a complete failure you waste of oxygen

Me: woah thank you mind! I didn’t know that.

by KAKKSKS January 11, 2022

failbate

When you think you're beating off to an underage girl, but you find out that she's actually over 18.

I got so excited and rubbed one out when my neighbor's kid left her curtains open last night, but I realized it was a total failbate when I saw her at Costco signing up for a membership this morning.

by Mutard January 25, 2022