Definitions by JuloAnhedonia

rasa ma-tii 

(your mom’s breed)

in romania, this phase is very common

it has different meanings depending on the sentence.

1. when a romanian is really pissed and starts swearing. when you hear “fututi rasa ma-tii” (fuck your mom’s breed), theres a 50-50 chance they’ll beat you up.

2. when someone asks whats your animal’s breed.
1.

Marian: But I cant pay for tonight, balls, i told you this morning!

Matei: rasa ma-tii de prost! i wont buy you cigarettes anymore.

2.

Maria: omg!!! your cat is so cute!!! what’s it’s breed?

Andrei: rasa ma-tii.

1.
Marian: But I cant pay for tonight, balls, i told you this morning!

Matei: rasa ma-tii de prost! i wont buy you cigarettes anymore.

2.

Maria: omg!!! your cat is so cute!!! what’s it’s breed?

Andrei: rasa ma-tii.

rasa ma-tii by JuloAnhedonia January 11, 2022

your 

the word that every American uses instead of “you’re”

American: your so pretty
Person: you’re*

your by JuloAnhedonia November 2, 2021

failure 

misspelling a word so badly that there are no spelling suggestions

person 1: mispelibg

person 2: what?
person 1: fjck
person 2: you’re a failure

failure by JuloAnhedonia November 2, 2021

money cant buy happiness 

(phr.) a saying created by poor people to help curb their jealousy of the rich

“money cant buy happiness”
“shut up”

money cant buy happiness by JuloAnhedonia November 2, 2021

lordjulo 

lordjulo is a very smart person, who is totally not misgendering himself, and totally not bad at geography. he is also not sus 😍💪😋😮 💨🙏✨

person1: what do you want to be when you grow up
lordjulo: your mom
person1: you’re a boy..
lordjulo: i meant your dad

lordjulo by JuloAnhedonia September 6, 2021