Man knuckle 

The bulge created when a mans pants ride up too high.

Dude that cowboy has to be uncomfortable. He's packin a major man knuckle.

Man knuckle by Wizz kid January 24, 2009

man padding 

When a man strategically sits between his friend and another guy or girl in the group that is found to be annoying, thus acting as social padding for his friend.

"Man, I can't stand John's girlfriend. Can I get some man padding from you so I don't have to sit next to the bitch?"

man padding by clarendonnights April 8, 2009

man-cry

When a man sits down and crys for a minimum of 5 minutes about something he doesn't want anyone else to know.

Bobby: Where were you at lunch yesterday?

Dave: Oh sorry. Don't tell anyone, but I had myself a man-cry about Jenny.

man-cry by Brianna_Ashlee September 18, 2009

Man-Jesus 

A man who is superior to yourself in several ways (either perceived or otherwise), who is currently dating a woman you are interested in. When he is better looking/smarter/wealthier/more educated/more adventurous than you are, he represents an idealized version of manhood or a picture of maleness that other men are expected to reach but realistically have little chance of doing. Hence, he is an example of Man-Jesus.

Yeah, I'd ask her out...but you've never met her boyfriend. He's Man-Jesus, I don't measure up.

Man-Jesus by NachtKreiger August 3, 2010

man rock

(n).. An emotionally dead and/or incredibly boring person.

Did you see the new kid at class today? He was a TOTAL man rock!

man rock by MCT777 March 3, 2011

man-sass 

a descriptive term used to identify when a male talks back, issues an impertinent or disrespectful statement, or a particularly sassy reply to another person, usually a female

Wife: "Honey, I think it's time to go."
Husband: "Why don't you make me?"
Wife: "Did you just man-sass me?"

man-sass by shedoestherobot June 19, 2011

Man Shape 

When you are drunk and you really can't see anymore. You know the guy in front of you is a man but he only appears to be a shape without a face.

Did you see what the guy looked like who I was making out with last night? I can't remember but I know he was a man shape.

Man Shape by BeachTiffany June 28, 2012