Man-Jesus 

A man who is superior to yourself in several ways (either perceived or otherwise), who is currently dating a woman you are interested in. When he is better looking/smarter/wealthier/more educated/more adventurous than you are, he represents an idealized version of manhood or a picture of maleness that other men are expected to reach but realistically have little chance of doing. Hence, he is an example of Man-Jesus.

Yeah, I'd ask her out...but you've never met her boyfriend. He's Man-Jesus, I don't measure up.

Man-Jesus by NachtKreiger August 3, 2010

the jesus man 

that scary guy that stnads round skipton tellin you that jesus loves u n forces u into taking a leaflet

scary guy: jesus loves u
me: does he!?!
scary guy: yes here take a leaflet
me: but uve already given me about 20

the jesus man by emma101 April 10, 2005

Poor Man's Jesus Phone

the coolest way to say "ipod touch"

-DUDE! You got a Jesus Phone?
-Nah, I got the Poor Man's Jesus Phone

Poor Man's Jesus Phone by Parker Nash Brown March 30, 2008

What the Jesus Christ man?! 

Similar to "What the Jesus?" but used in times of immense anger where no other words can come to mind.

Example 1:

After being cut off at highspeed on the freeway:

"What the Jesus Christ man?!"

Example 2:

After one walks in to find a significant other cheating:

"Honey this is not what it looks like"

Reaching for gun:

"What the Jesus Christ man?!"

What the Jesus Christ man?! by Rustee John April 19, 2008

black man who died and came back to life cuz of jesus 

Why did you search this? Anyways, off-topic, Changed is a good, challenging furry puzzle game
Now the definition
Idk

man: Yo, that's the black man who died and came back to life cuz of jesus!
...what

black man who died and came back to life cuz of jesus by what king September 5, 2021

Jesastic Man 

The most revolutionary and epic romance there ever has been. Jesus and Plastic Man, or Jesastic Man, are the most immaculate and elegant couple goals to ever grace the internet or this entire reality in general.

Man, I wish that Amy and I had a love like Jesastic Man.

Jesastic Man by The Skinless Man February 14, 2019

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026