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horses knuckle

when two people get in a fight and one guy slaps the other and defeats him with instantly or with only barely any punches.
Person 1: Woah Dude! Did you see that? He just knocked him out with only two punches!
Person 2: Man that was a quick fight. That guy really has a horses knuckle!
by briansten March 5, 2023
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horsed

laying down and having a person(s) slowly walk over you while shitting
"Yo Jordan got horsed last night, it was crazy."
by waterbottle73 March 6, 2023
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bagging bitches at the horse shop

the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place

it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners
1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"
by ejb723 March 10, 2023
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Horse Thief

an insult for someone who has wronged you or betrayed you in some way.
Johnny: You broke my granny's special vase! You yellow bellied horse thief, you'll pay for this!
by kobwebster March 13, 2023
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GIANT HORSE CONCH

The giant horse conch weights over 11lb. Thats a lot of mollusk. The conch as a taste for snails. so when a tiny tulip snail spots one of these behemoths, it knows its in trouble. the snial tries to outrun th big hunter but its like a tiny shuttle facing off with a star destroyer in a battle that moves at a snails pace.
finally its over run. the smell of digesting snail attracts new scavengers.
hermit crabs. instantly the big conch is sourrounded, but the crabs are here for the leftover. theyre after the tulip snails shell. hermit crabs use cast-off shells to protect their soft abdomens from predators. they find an empty shell, use their rear legs to attach to its central clumn and move right in when their current homes grow tight. they have to look for new real estate. the competition is fierce. with the conch ready to release the shell, the housing battle heats up. until one crabs decides to jump in and close the deal. its a risky move, the big chonch could still be hungry, but the risk pays off.
the crafty crab will have plenty of room to grow in his new home. the losing carbs could end up homeless or even worse.
I have a GIANT HORSE CONCH as a pet
by Drippynelson the second March 24, 2023
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Decapitated Golden Horse

After thoroughly beaten, the partner takes the other's cock and whacks it against a wooden cart until he sings for Gelderland.

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When you “finish jousting” and Heath Ledger walks in.
I'd be happy if she handled my cock like that decapitated golden horse
by NickLightning March 25, 2023
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Horse cock

Something that your fiancé would tell about her ex FWB while she’s intoxicated to piss you off
Denise: hey did I ever tell you my ex friend Mehdi has a big horse cock
Tommy: Why do I need to know that?

Denise: Because he ate my pussy standing up in the 69 position and I couldn’t fit his super big horse cock in my mouth.
by Tommydesigns January 19, 2023
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