Fappachino

When somebody wakes you up by jerking you off.

I'm soo awake this morning after my wife gave me a fappachino.

by Jondel54 June 3, 2021

faptory

a person who finds every reason they can to masturbate. a masturbation factory.

i've become a faptory lately, i can't do anything but jerk it

by 343N July 26, 2021

Fapathy

When you would like the dopamine release of an orgasm but don't have the mental capacity to consider anything erotic. An existential horniness.

I would sadsturbate but I'm in an overwhelming state of fapathy.

by guerilla_linguist July 31, 2021

Fapkins

Napkins used for the sole purpose of fapping.

Ex. My bud Cole went to get some fapkins today to clean himself after a dirty deed.

by Dicky Robby November 8, 2021

Fapkin

Term defined as a flimsy paper and or towel used to clean up male semen in the sense of it has gotten everywhere. Usually best to let’er blow in this.

Daniel has blown all over my friggen couch bro. I’m gonna cop him some fapkins for his b-day!

by Dicky Robby November 10, 2021

fappendicitis

When an excess of fapping leads to sharp pains in your lower stomach, as a result of strain and stress.

Dude, Joe's been beating his meat so hard he's been diagnosed with fappendicitis.

by Don Fillingsworth November 13, 2021

Faptastic

When you see a chic, or something pertaining to a chic, that causes an immediate intense arousal.

1-The ass on that chic in the leggings is simply Faptastic! 2- Did you see how Faptastic that brunette girl in the short skirt looked!

by Big John Swellington September 21, 2021