Definitions by 343N

faptory 

a person who finds every reason they can to masturbate. a masturbation factory.

i've become a faptory lately, i can't do anything but jerk it

faptory by 343N July 26, 2021

mini wee 

a dwarf/little person taking a piss

Yo, I saw this guy in the bathroom, I never thought I'd see a mini wee, but I saw it dude, I saw it.

mini wee by 343N October 28, 2020

mable

maybe i'm able

susan: how can i be pedantic?
geralt: put two words together that you totally don't have to
susan: mable

mable by 343N February 6, 2020

aquanut 

when you nut in the pool or ocean

sex in the pool isn't very good, but the aquanut looks amazing

aquanut by 343N October 17, 2019

Neurofen and Nap 

When you're in immense pain so you take a pain remedy and nap so that when you wake up you're painless and energised.

(Neurofen is a popular pain-relief medication)

Tanesha: Wanna netflix and chill?
Derrick: Nah, my teeth hurt. I'm gonna neurofen and nap

Neurofen and Nap by 343N November 6, 2018

Cuzine 

Going out with your cousins for some food

Larry: Where the fuck is Tommy?
Harry: He went out for some cuzine.

Cuzine by 343N June 9, 2018

Snatch Thatch 

A woman's vagina hair.

Carly: Should I shave my pubes?
Sheila: I love me some snatch thatch

Snatch Thatch by 343N September 17, 2017