Green Waffle

Noun. An evolved vagina wherein a traditional blue waffle has manifested into gangrene, scalded skin syndrome, and Stevens-Johnson syndrome all rolled into one.

Kevin: Hey man, did you vote for Kamala?
Joe: Fuck no! I hate that queefing Green Waffle cunt!

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025

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spanish waffle

when someone poops on another persons chest and then squishes it with their anus then folds it like a crepe then uses a cheese grater on penis cheese on to it then presses the cheese grater down to make a waffle shape

you want a spanish waffle

by odavo March 31, 2026

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Edu-waffle

The use of trendy and emotive language in educational contexts to convey or describe otherwise normal, expected and mundane occurrences. Often used to virtue signal and gain validation.

Edu-waffle: "What stood out most was the way Paul spoke about putting children at the heart of every decision, and the deep, intentional leadership they've cultivated. High standards, but always deeply relational."

Reality: Paul is fulfilling the basic criteria within his job role.

by MrTeacherMan May 9, 2025

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Awful Waffle

The most up to date, logical and accepted definition of the Awful Waffle is simple and, depending on your level of FET involvement, can even be fun…. The Awful Waffle is when a person, male or female, has their chest shat upon and then the steam laden pile of stool is smashed with either a badminton or tennis racket.

One thing lead to another, rounded second base, then third, and before I knew it she was standing over me, gifting me with a nice Awful Waffle… talk about a bonding experience! Loved it!

by RayRoomp June 23, 2025

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