Golden waffles

When you can't wait for your girlfriend to drizzle syrup down your naked body

Hey honey, get those golden waffles over here right now!

by Heeheehee123 August 15, 2017

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Dick in a waffle

Canadian version of “stick in the mud”.

Sam: Terry is being a real Dick in a waffle.
Hayley: You betcha!

by MarkOfTheBest July 15, 2023

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Waffle Thief

1.

An offensive term for a Belgian suspected of theft.

Give it back you filthy fucking waffle thief

by JackRabbitStorm August 28, 2010

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Waffle House

Verb:

The act of locking the vehicle’s windows and cranking up the heated seats in order to enhance the toxic qualities of your impending flatulence.

My girlfriend and I were on our way to brunch today to remedy the previous night’s bad decisions and Taco Bell; I felt something special brewing, so I locked the windows and jacked up the heated seats and waffle housed her something fierce.

by Wheezl February 18, 2023

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