drain the toad 

To take a whiz. To take a leak. To bleed the lizard. To see a man about a horse.

Common at least since early 1950s.

Pull over here, Ma, I gotta drain my toad.

drain the toad by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Put Your Dick on the Table

A phrase used to convey "going all out" or "laying it all on the line"; leaving nothing behind, trying one's hardest

Shit dude, with 2 weeks left in the fantasy league you're going to have to Put Your Dick on the Table

Put Your Dick on the Table by shit_tits4 November 15, 2010

The Times 

Not to be mistaken with The time, a band accompanied by Prince and one of director Kevin Smith's characters Jay and Silent Bob favorite bands.

The Times is used described as how life is going. It can be used to describe your life or how the world is doing.

Come gather round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
Youll be drenched to the bone.
If your time to you
Is worth savin
Then you better start swimmin
Or youll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin
(~ Bob Dylan, The Times They are a-changing)

The Times by Aguyok? August 4, 2009

The Toaster

This is the act of pulling out right before the money shot, springing up like a piece of hot toast, and blowing your love butter all over a tiny sexy bitches toast, covering her like a dirty lil cinnamon roll!

"I took Tiny home after the BLS Concert Saturday Night and fucked her so hard that she made me spring up like a piece of Hot Toast leaving The Toaster and cover her in my love butter!"

The Toaster by Spidey Webb December 15, 2011

Burying The Trend 

A bad ass metal band quite a few people are not aware of yet. Originally from Rowlett, Texas. Classified as music you would beat someones ass to. They play shows quite often in Deep Ellum in Dallas, Texas. Band members are Andrew-Vocals, Jason-Rhythm Guitar, Bryan-Lead Guitar, Joey-Bass Guitar, Michael-Drums. Check them out on Myspace.

Did you go to Burying The Trend's show last night? It was BADASS!!

Burying The Trend by Im a stoner March 25, 2008

jerk the turkey 

masturbation.

guy 1: ahhhhhh..
guy 2: did you just jerk the turkey?
guy 1: yeah.

jerk the turkey by daniel d, and otherzzz October 19, 2008

woman of the town 

A prostitute, as seen in JB Priestly's "An inspector calls"

Yo mama a woman of the town.

woman of the town by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004