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T-Jones
My mother will beat my ass for calling her T-Jones.
by anonymous March 8, 2023
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t-faced

A Nirvana-like state that develops in anticipation of, during, and immediately proceeding the consumation of fine foods. Being T-faced implies flavors that tickle the palette and feed happiness to the soul.
"We're all going out tonight and getting T-faced at Per Se"
"Amy had the best macaroons last night. She was so T-faced in front of all of us."
"Most of the time I'm satisfied with my meal. But occasionally I'm f'ing T-faced."
by FineDiner February 4, 2014
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Felix T

Absolutely amazing. Felix is a multi-talented, funny, loving person with a heart of gold. He’s such an amazing bass player and musical genius. He picks things up so quick. He may not think it, but Felix is always loved and wanted. He’s absolutely gorgeous and very sexy. 11/10 human. He never fails to make people laugh and always knows what to say to cheer someone up.
‘I’m so lucky Felix T is my boyfriend
by Noddynods January 2, 2020
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t-shorty

name given to a small loveable person, with a chode, but slippery jizz. Likes to drink and makes everyone happy
Tash: hey
Andy: hey (slips on jizz) dam it t-shorty!
by mini milmo June 15, 2011
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T-Shard

A man's favorite shirt that has gotten so ratty it's held together only by shoulder stitching, print and grim determination to avoid the garbage pail.
Honey, where's my favorite T-Shard???
by Lilyest February 27, 2011
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T-Mobile

A shitty phone company that claims to be "The Leader in 5G" with an amazing network and good speeds but all you get is shitty speeds everywhere i mean ffs if you are going to make a real good 5G Network and be a leader of it have good internet speeds man

(Get Verizon or AT&T or even Cricket Wireless)
AT&T Costumer: HEY LARRY AND BEN! Did you see that video I sent earlier?
Verizon Wireless Costumer: Yes! it was so funny what about you Ben?
T-Mobile Costumer: No! I sat there for 10-15 minutes looking at a literal spinning circle I tried turning off mobile data and turning it back on nothing happened called costumer service sat on the phone for 2 hours and 43 minutes
Verizon Wireless Costumer: Oh Damn! Welp.. you should have never got T-Mobile
AT&T Costumer: Yeah you should switch back to Verizon
T-Mobile Costumer: I can't i'm stuck in a contract with them for another year... another year of shitty service! DAMN YOU T-MOBILE!
by a random user that exists February 6, 2023
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Jacob T

Jacob T likes men and will do your dad like jet ski he also will jerk your fishing rod and will go to bed with his kids in his basement at 9 he also will change gender occasionally and like to be a girl and do your mom too
Oh no run and hide its Jacob T
by pp juice sucker December 4, 2020
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