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ball cracker 9000 

ball cracker 9000 -a weapon usually used in the mid evil times to bludgeon an enemies private parts till eventually they have a fate worse than death.
ball cracker 9000- it is a weapon of mas destruction that if used on a person it can severely damage a persons genitals until they die
ball cracker 9000 by hunju August 27, 2021

scattered cracker 

Depicting a newborn with the innate hatred of being swaddled.
Justin was such a scattered cracker when he was a baby
scattered cracker by soos September 18, 2021

Rib Cracker 

a weapon from Diablo 3 witch is imposable to find
Man I've spent 5 days grinding for the Rib Cracker
Rib Cracker by anonymous October 12, 2021

Grammar Cracker 

That binch is a total grammar cracker

Upper Cracker 

A bubbly fart that rolls to the top of the butt crack. Typically it makes a higher pitch sound than a standard bubbly fart.
Did you hear Steve’s upper cracker in the locker room the other day? It sounded super weird.

Can Cocker

When somebody intensely fucks a can until they cum. The cum inside of the can is then fed to a small child as a sick prank.
Hey, can you give that can cocker to Billy? He's been a little bitch lately so I think it'd be a funny prank