Wanking Waffle Stomper

This is when someone simultaneously jerks off and takes a shit whilst also taking a shower.

Yo, did you hear about that wanking waffle stomper Timmy did last night?

by ThunderBunda April 14, 2025

Waffle house index

A scale created by FEMA used to determine how bad a situation is.

Green: Normal day, serves regular menu

Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu

Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)

"Hey man things are really getting bad out there"

"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"

by free cheese June 1, 2023

Golden waffles

When you can't wait for your girlfriend to drizzle syrup down your naked body

Hey honey, get those golden waffles over here right now!

by Heeheehee123 August 15, 2017

Chicken and waffles

It's food invented by black people for black people and it's god tier food like you can't diss chicken and waffles

Jmad: chicken and waffles are on the level of waffles and chicken like they are ranked so high that they are they are their own rank

Jmad 13/12/2017

by DontYouJustWantToKillYourself February 2, 2024

Blue waffle

Trust me after years and years of research

You do not wanna search it up

1:“Hey”
2:”Hi”
1:”search up blue waffle ;)”
2:”ok”
2:”…”

by averygoodhandle December 26, 2022

Waffling

Waffling can be defined as lying or cooking up a lie . Often used in Britain . (Figurative Term).

Josh said he knew Italian , but as soon as he said a sentence , I knew he was waffling .

by 12 Bucle you November 20, 2023

crotch waffles

herpes; or kids who camp in call of duty 4

I hate crotch waffles on the xbox.

by lupert2869 April 13, 2009