Wank Barrel

A barrel into which a person sits and ejaculates.
I feel so safe and comfortable in my Wank Barrel.
by jayc33 December 13, 2023
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polluted wank

when you are masturbating and in the last seconds before you cum, the wrong thoughts enter your mind
ah man, again just before seconds before I came, David Letterman's face appeared in my thoughts, i can't stand when i get those polluted wanks, you just don't enjoy the orgasm
by MasterBJB March 09, 2018
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wanked flat

When you masturbate so much your penis becomes flat
The wanker wanked so much he became wanked flat.
by Dlctionarydotcom January 01, 2015
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Razor wank

I just went to the er because I had a nice razor wank
by Gjfrhgfnvghhgggggjj November 22, 2018
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Wank hand

Wank hand is the term used to describe witch particular hand was used in the event of frequent wank sessions.
Person 1: oi mate, geez a handshake!
Person 2: nah man that's your wank hand, that is!
by Lugzy_yt November 02, 2019
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Jealousy Wanking

When one masturbates over an erotic situation that simultaneously makes them feel jealous.
When Mark found videos of his wife Jessie having an affair he quickly found himself Jealousy Wanking.
by IndiLee November 09, 2023
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Fury wank

When a couple is having an argument and he slams a door in partners face, blames partner, and starts wanking with his pocket pussy and proceeds to tell partner what he is doing.
"Had argunent with my boyfriend last night and instead of resolving the issue he walked off into another room ignoring all further positive communication and proceeded to fury wank."
by Mushiewushie May 10, 2024
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