point minus thirty-free

when you've been so out of touch with the world and are suddenly invited to a job interview.

"do i go naked. do i speak french-russian. do i remove my piercings. do i offer to work for free. do i say please and thank you."
"woman, you are point zero, no, point minus thirty-free."

by Krkič September 25, 2020

Dog-free

People who call themselves "Dog-free" are people who absolutely hate dogs, refuse to be around them, and bitch when they see one doing something slightly out of their liking. The term came from the subreddit r/dogfree.

Person 1: Dogs are absolutely disgusting, I consider myself to be Dog-free!
Normal Person: what the fuck is wrong with you

by AnAverageUrbanDictionaryUser January 11, 2025

Lying for the free

An unsolicited lie. Lying for no particular reason.

Nobody:

Bob: This weekend I got into a bar brawl with the Hell’s Angels that turned into shoot out at a mall. I got patched up afterwards. I’m a 1%er now!

Everybody: Bob, you don’t even have a motorcycle, stop lying for the free.

by SamAxe42 March 13, 2024

free-bunning

the process by which a female wears no panties over her lady bottom.

Luke: Did you see Paul's Mum?

Dave: Yeah, she was totally free-bunning man. I could see it winking at me..

Luke: You would, wouldn't you?

Dave: Would what?

Luke: Throw your old-chap in her.

Dave: ... yes.

by Lukeus Kellyus January 20, 2009

free the turtles

To defecate

His co-worker liked to free the turtles on the company 's time.

by Pocahon January 26, 2016

Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything

Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.

by Notnob January 7, 2024

Free Willy

A mockumentary that derisively details the sordid happenings of the infamous Clinton/Lewinsky scandal which involved "Free Willie" (as in, Clinton's disgracefully-uninhibited sexual behavior implied that he selfishly considered himself to be a "free man" {unattached bachelor}, since he was not honoring his wedding vows of monogamy to Hillary), and how he was being "free" (bold and brashly unrestrained, and not just with Monica, but with goodness knows HOW many other ladies --- think, the "Honk if you **haven't** slept with Clinton" bumper sticker) with his "willy" (defining explanation unnecessary :P). He was never known to charge anything for his "services", either, and so access to his "willy" was "free" for all of the ladies.

As many women as Free Willy has done da ol' bouncy-bouncy with, there could be a movie-history-making number of sequels (Free Willy 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, etc.).

by QuacksO July 29, 2017