Turdler 

A young child that is a little shit.

The kid is a proper turdler he's a little shit.

Turdler by Crazycookie June 2, 2020

trutle 

Very pog turtle that gets all the ladys

Trutle is looking very good today

trutle by PotatoGodMC July 22, 2021

Trutle 

Trutle, a name which describes the most prestigious and respected family/group/person. Someone who is great in many fields, including romantic interests with the ladies. (he-yuck). Trutle is great for naming children and is totally not a misspelling of the word Turtle. Nope totally an original name. Good job.

Hey look, it's Trutle....no wonder there are no more single girls at our school anymore.

Trutle by Cinnabon9797 July 22, 2021

turtleaddison 

turtleaddison is a famous fanpage with 400k who makes edits and is grateful for their followers

do you know turtleaddison?

yes! turtleaddison is an amazing creator!

turtleaddison by evie-ruth September 21, 2021

turtleneck

Your dick when it's covered by the foreskin.

My turtle head came out when I got horny.

turtleneck by Cappy1 June 9, 2004

turdlets 

Small brown turd remnants left on the sides of the bowl or on the underside of the seat after explosive diarrhea. Turdlets often need repeated flushing in order to dislodge. When left in place too long, turdlets adhere to porcelain like concrete.

" Who had the balls to drop a deuce here and leave me a batch of turdlets?"

turdlets by Anonymous March 28, 2003

herd of turtles 

Any group of slow moving idiots in front of you who are taking up the entire pathway, making it impossible for you to pass them. Different than a blockage in that these idiots are actually moving (although WAY too slowly) and they are oblivious to the fact that they’re inconsiderate as hell.

“If this herd of turtles would make a hole I might make actually make my connecting flight.”

herd of turtles by someoneouthere August 24, 2006