Bowling For Columbine 

Michael Moore: Duh...guns are bad. Ban them all.
Charlton Heston: But the Constitution says we can own them. I don't think you would like it if the government arbitrarily told you you couldn't criticize George Bush.
Moore: Duh...there was a shooting which now should negate gun rights for everyone. Ban the NRA meeting
Heston: Out of respect and sensitivity to the family of the victim, I would love to, but changing our annual stockholder's meeting, planned a year in advance, is just not feasible. And we HAVE to hold this meeting; it is not in any way, shape, or form a "gun rally."
Moore: Duh...you're so insensitive..."From my cold, dead hands?"
Heston: That was in no way, shape, or form a reference to the young girl who was shot by her classmate, dude... Really, who is that much of a jerk?

And they say Heston is the nut?

Bowling For Columbine by Andrew B. October 31, 2004

Setting goals & Smoking bowls

The activity of being productive, yet able to enjoy some doobage now and again.

Coined by midwestern author Doug Milam the the mid-1990s.

"the week of Final Exams was a blur... We were settin' goals, and smokin' bowls".

Setting goals & Smoking bowls by Queefus Minumus, Summoner of Bollockings October 13, 2003

Bowling For soup 

Bowling For Soup is an amazing band. All these haters that say they are pointless are stupid! Look at Star song and Much More Beautiful Person. Both mean to love yourself and be happy. Im Gay is just about how haters are bringing down the people who jut want to be happy. The love songs are not about fairy tale love. In Why don't I Miss you it's about how burning up never felt so write. They are not like Taylor Swift songs. Clearly you have taste in true music. You can tell they just want to have fun and live! They don't care about looks or being all cool with the dark clothe. I love this band. They changed my life. And they are fun, immature and cute :) No matter age you can always be immature and have a fun life!

I went to see Bowling For Soup, their song I'm Gay made me realize happy is actually fun intead of sulking.

Bowling For soup by musiclover787878 May 2, 2010

bowlegged 

Defines those that walk around with their balls in parenthese.

Wow! That dude sure is bowlegged. His knees curve outward further than his shoulders are wide!

Tendency to swagger when walking is caused by bowed legs!

bowlegged by gewamo August 21, 2006

Bowling ball 

2 finger up the females vagina and one thumb up the ass therefore you appear to be holding a bowling ball

Grant: I gave Rosanna an amazing bowling ball last night

Chris: Dude same here with Rachel, maybe we should have a doubles match

Bowling ball by CHGC May 1, 2009

Bowling Surprise 

A bowling surprise is when you are at the bowling lane and you take a bowling ball and shit inside of the finger holes then put it back on the rack. The next person that uses the bowling ball will get a nice stink finger.

Jamison: I feel bad for who ever is using the size 6 bowling ball, i gave it a nice bowling surprise and they are going to get a finger full of shit.

Bowling Surprise by Bloodsheddddddddddd February 1, 2010

bowlhead 

a haircut that looks like a bowl on your head

kim has a bowlhead
kim is a bowlhead

bowlhead by sjfokijfkajf October 22, 2010