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alex schwarz 

A half German who is pretty fucked up. Some say he is related to Lesley chau. But all we know is he's also half Chinese
A boy is called Alex schwarz
alex schwarz by Catmandu February 25, 2015
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Alex Hall 

A sweat that likes to rage a lot and spend most of their money and time on video games, generally entering emotional distress whenever the round does not go his way. People with the name Alex Hall, generally tend to have a very queer sense of humor and will usually find life unfair.
Friend: Just your normal Alex Hall!
Alex Hall by Radiated_Cobalt July 15, 2018

Alex Maldonado 

Alex Maldonado, better known as Quackity or QuackityHQ, is a popular content creator. He streams on twitch and uploads videos on YouTube.
“Aye bro, do you know Alex Maldonado?”
Quackity, right?”
“Yeah!”
“Yeah man, he’s cool!”

Alex (girl)

Bubbly, happy, vibes with anyone and everyone and turns any party to an 11. If you are able to meet an Alex immediatly make her your besti and have her on speed dial, because anytime you are bored, sad, or lonley she will definitley turn your day into one you will never forget. Alex is amazing in every situation and you will notice when she leaves the room. She has a light that you can visible see and her smile is as contagious as it gets. An Alex will keep all your secrets safe and is the type of person that you can talk to forever and never get bored or run out of things to talk about. If you know an Alex, never, ever let her go.
Examples: Alex (girl)
"I'll go if Alex goes."
-"How was your day?"
-"Amazing! I spent the whole thing with Alex."
Alex (girl) by Alexfan23 September 10, 2021

Alex Gaskarth 

The lead singer of All Time Low. His name literally means YOU. ME SEX. NOW. He is having a bromance with All Time Low's guitarist Jack Barakat. He wears anything he wants and still look extremely hot, he can even pull off a skirt. He said that he doesn't know how to swear and that all his mind are capable of is pulling two out of nowhere and stringing them together, and he once called Matt Flyzik a dick fucker.
Me: I went and saw All Time Low yesterday.

Person: Really? How was it.

Me: How was what?

Person: It.

Me: Oh you mean 'IT'

I saw Alex Gaskarth and Jack Barakat making babies.

Person: Duh, his name literally means YOU. ME. SEX. NOW.

alex kapranos 

Hot, sexy, lead singer and rhythm guitarist of a wonderful band, Franz Ferdinand. Has a wonderful voice and makes fangirls squee insanely when they see him in all his sexiness.
Also thought to be gay/bisexual, or at least metrosexual.
Alex Kapranos is THE SEX with his skinny yellow belt, skinny pink tie, striped shirt, tight pants and absolutely wonderful fringe. I want him. Now.
alex kapranos by ling-a-majig January 10, 2005