John Wayne TP

The cheapest Toilet Paper you can purchase, 1 ply Cardboard type TP.

The name is derived from the fact that John Waynes Rough he's Tough and dont take no shit from no indians.

I had a nasty shit the other and ripped my ass up with some John Wayne TP

by Johnny Dogrib February 22, 2009

TP

the smallest measurement known to man; origins being an acronym for "tom's penis"

wow, he won by a tp!

by Grimmjow January 6, 2008

TPA

Tight-pants-alternative. The type of boy (or girl, I guess) who wears skin-tight skinny jeans with converse (or vans) with clothes from Urban Outfitters or Value Villiage. TPA's usually straighten their hair and are rail-thin.

I can't believe Julie's going out with Tommy. He's totally not her type, he's so TPA, and she's so Abercrombie.

by hagridacciohagrid June 15, 2008

TP

A commmonly used item, usually in the form of cylinders. Is found in most North American households. Used to wipe the rear end, dawg!!

YO, DAWG!! Pass the TP y'all!
HEAVY CASUALTIES!!
Ain't got no shiznat peice o' shit dawg damn in des' hoes y'all!!

by F-DAWG, and B-UNIT! May 13, 2005

tp

triple penetration (1 in the pink, 2 in the stink)

"oh yeah baby put a dick in my pussy and 2 dicks in my ass!"

by Dave May 13, 2005

tpmrpg

The worst website on the internet; The Pokemon Moon RPG

Wow, tpmrpg sucks!

by ledzepp71 December 19, 2008

TPM

Talking Points Memo
1. A term used primarily by political pundits to focus and direct debate and/or media spin on a particular topic.
2. A progressive internet Blog popular with grassroots political organizing efforts.

President Bush was given a TPM by Karl Rove, also known as "Bush' Brain".

"Did you read TPM regarding the latest lies from the Administration?"

by HopeSpringsATurtle June 20, 2006