Pornocular Syndrome 

When, after having seen enough amateur porn, an individual is able to walk in the street and know what people look like naked even before actually seeing them take off their clothes. This can be either a blessing or a curse, depending of course on who you are looking at.

Dan: Wow! That chick is bomb-dot-com. I wish I could see her naked.
Mac: Been there...seen that
Dan: Really!?!?!?
Mac: No...but i know what she looks like...I've got Pornocular syndrome.

Pornocular Syndrome by Dhoch March 9, 2008

WWE syndrome 

Being insanely obsessed with wrestling and any thing to do with wrestling

Tom: OH MAN Brock Lesnar !!!

WWE syndrome by sizzle February 25, 2003

princess syndrome 

This is a certain behavior that many females have, that stems from a young age. It starts out with just a cute, lets say 6 year old girl, who is constantly told 'she is beautiful' by her parents and environment, and is treated like a princess as long as she behaves. This might happen throughout all her years of growing up; she's called 'the most beautiful girl in the class' or is made to feel like she is 'what every guy wants'. In the end, she will have a long list of men that hit on her, but that she ended up rejecting.

The problem is if you 'have a crush' or 'fall in love' with one of these girls. Usually it will end by her 'breaking up' (at least the tension) by saying she's not really interested. The rejected man has to move on.

When a girl has princess syndrome, she's probably not worth going after.
Man I didn't realize it at first, but the girl i met last night definitely suffered from princess syndrome.

princess syndrome by poopripper January 5, 2015

eighth grade syndrome 

A period of time when one is searching for oneself. Can also be when one wants to act more adult-lik such as drinking coffee black despite hating the taste of coffee in general. Often results in shame, disgust, and the wish erase that period of time from existence in later years.

Girl 1: remember when you died your hair pink and got a bunch of piercings?

Girl 2: don't remind me, I had eighth grade syndrome.

eighth grade syndrome by Algebraicrhombus January 2, 2014

chronic fatigue syndrome

Being sick all the time for no discernable reason. Like, fibromyalgia, but more tiredness and less pain. Typically it's really hard to get people to believe you, especially doctors and social security.

I have chronic fatigue syndrome. Although I'm 22 years old, I still have to live with my parents, who seem to think that my illness is something I made up just so that I could drop out of university and pop pills all day.

chronic fatigue syndrome by jollygreengiant132132 September 28, 2012

small penis syndrome

Any man who feels so inadequate about his penis size that he compensates for it by buying ridiculously large shit he doesn't need. This usually involves buying the biggest truck they can, raising it and putting airplane tires on it. Owning 20 or more large guns, talking about being violent or making threats when they are cowardice. And sleeping with big women to feel adequate, because they lack self esteem. They usually tend to hit, disrespect or yell at women. This may be because women won't/can't sit on their tiny dick. They also usually have a shit load of kids because they try to wear XL condoms, thus leading to unwanted kids whom they also beat and yell at.

Anyone with a unnecessary raised truck with huge tires, lots of guns, a huge 7 room house, or a reputation for lying about themselves in general, yet still doesn't have a goddamn woman. This can make them have small penis syndrome.

small penis syndrome by cracker13 January 17, 2010

Ayn Rand Syndrome 

1)The tendency of writers to pen down in 20 lines what can be essentially said in a few lines. Done deliberately to confound and confuse the reader.

2) The tendency of authors to think that the intelligence of an article is directly proportional to number of lines written.

In honor of Ayn Rand, whose novels often run into pages and pages and who takes 10 pages to explain what could be explained in a few lines more effectively.

Dude #1: My ex girlriend suffered from an Ayn Rand Syndrome

Dude #2: Yeah

Dude #1: She wrote a 5 page letter to me, just to say she was leaving.

Ayn Rand Syndrome by scorpiusmaximusindicus March 4, 2009