Murph Syndrome

Murph Syndrome is an example of a naturally occurring deficiency in self-confidence. It is characterised by a total failure to convert opportunities that present themselves to you. The only cure is encouragement from friends, and even then sufferers will never attain the levels of conversion achieved by non-sufferers. Sufferers can experience outbreaks of the syndrome in numerous spheres - however it most commonly occurs when propositioning the opposite sex. Murph syndrome sufferers are often outwardly confident, some even arrogant, however sufferers lose this in the heat of the moment.

Dude 1: Hey man, you know you took that girl for coffee yesterday, how'd it go?

Dude 2: Well I was gonna kiss her but my Murph Syndrome struck and all I got was a peck on the cheek

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Football commentator: He's on the ball, baring down on goal, but oh no! What's this? Murph Syndrome has hit him at the worst possible time and he has passed it back to his own goalkeeper!

by Balls deep polak May 30, 2011

Catnach Syndrome

To be totally confused. To have red hair. To be born with an inherent cute and cuddly personality.

"I'm afraid you're suffering from Catnach Syndrome, you may only have a week of normality left.

by william scholes October 18, 2006

Penguin Syndrome

Overactive use of the M16 or the burst shot of another gun like the M16 (3shot bursting).

Oh man, I just can't stop using the M16, I must have Penguin Syndrome

by A fat person. March 11, 2009

Destiny Syndrome

Initially a Starcraft 2 player, this person transitions into playing League of Legends (for reasons varying from finance to boredom), but proceeds to rejoin back into Starcraft 2.

Did you hear MKP went back to Sc2?
Yeah, he's got Destiny Syndrome

by Jotak January 26, 2014

Emily Syndrome

Emily syndrome is a term for getting into a long-distance relationship over the internet while being too young to live and act on your own and having commitment issues on both sides due to being too young.
May cause heartbreak, depression, sadness, denial and anti-socialization.

Steve hasn't been leaving the house and has been chatting with a girl over the internet non-stop. He may be suffering from the Emily Syndrome.

by SteveHartingtom September 1, 2016

The Ginger Syndrome

Also known as trisomy 69, is a rare genetic disorder caused by any piece of red shaded hair attached to one's body. This disorder is particularly effective on any Asian gingers, causing them to have hyper madness and insanity, saying unnecessary comments whilst having a powerful vocal chord capable of having over 10000000000000000000000 decibel causing severe eardrum damaged and ear cancer.

The WHO society found no cure or treatment for the Ginger Syndrome "We're fucked. " -Obama

by Proxy November 15, 2016

Hadi Syndrome

Excessive love for Taylor Swift
Excessive love for Female Lead Roles in Films and TV
Developed Feministic Characteristics

Syndrome only constant with Males

"I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT!! SHE IS AMAZING!! SHE"S BETTER THAN EVERYONE!! SHE"S THE BEST PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE!!!"

"Hey what's wrong with that kid?"
"Oh, that kid? He's got Hadi Syndrome."

by Mister Wayne November 22, 2016