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Jesus Juice 

Well Its basically..Kahlula, Vodka, Rum, Whisky, Rye, and Sprite with a lil bit of orange pop. Devon My brah made it up and its pretty awesome we get crunked off of it all the time Good times on May long man
Jesus Juice The ultimate drinkIt all took place on may long and it doesnt give you too bad of a hang over/. no it actually goes we drank like 3 pitchers of water after that
Jesus Juice by Denholm(AKADavid) December 28, 2005
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giggle juice 

a strong alcoholic drink that causes one to giggle out of drunkeness
shes so wasted after drinking that giggle juice.
giggle juice by megan haslet January 31, 2008

Banana Juice 

When someone asks you a ridiculous question or you're too lazy to answer, you say Banana Juice.
Guy 1 - "Hey what's the square root of 63958386745954?"
Guy 2 - "Banana Juice"
Banana Juice by Mr. Awesomedude October 22, 2011

Purr juice 

The result of cats who drool.
Aw man, I was petting my cat and now I'm covered in purr juice.
Purr juice by Linky234 August 1, 2011

monk juice 

monk juice is the nectars of the goof life
monk juice by corked May 2, 2005

Cancer Juice

All soft drinks, especially Coke Zero.
Robin: Hey, JP, I'm goin' down to Safeway. You want somethin'?
JP: Yeah, can you pick me up some cancer juice?
Cancer Juice by Blobs January 9, 2009

hippy juice 

Patchouli Oil. Usually combined with under tones of body odor from lack of washing/shaving of body hair. May also cover the smell of marijuana.
"Wow man, after hotboxing the van, I gotta put on my hippy juice."

Or

"Dude Mom, I only gotta shower once a month...I got my hippy juice."
hippy juice by allegra80 April 23, 2008