Definitions by Blobs

Cockstruck 

The female equivalent of cuntstruck. When a woman sees a man so desirable, must have his cock, even if she's not even emotionally attached to him. Must have that cock. In her.

Vivi - "Oi Alliyaayah, I no ur tryin 2 tell me bout ur recent hair stensions, but rite now alls i can think bout is that mans sausage in me sugary buns"
Alliyaayah - "lol ur cockstruck roflmao"

Cockstruck by Blobs July 7, 2016

Ratto 

Australian slang for rat-faced. To get ridiculously drunk, so as to look like a rat.

Mo: Hey douche, you going to the party tomorrow?
Jez: Hellz yeah, let's get ratto!

Ratto by Blobs October 12, 2011

Larvo 

A word meaning Late Afternoon (Late Arvo). The time between afternoon and evening, 3pm-5pm.

Lynne: So, when should I come around?

Robin: Hmmm, probably some time in the larvo?

Lynne: Cool, see you at 4

Larvo by Blobs September 4, 2011

Cancer Juice

All soft drinks, especially Coke Zero.

Robin: Hey, JP, I'm goin' down to Safeway. You want somethin'?
JP: Yeah, can you pick me up some cancer juice?

Cancer Juice by Blobs January 10, 2009

Cancer Juice

All soft drinks, especially coke zero.

Robin: Hey, JP, I'm gonna go buy some bread. You want somethin'?
JP: Yeah, can you pick me up some cancer juice?

Cancer Juice by Blobs January 10, 2009

Cancer Juice

All soft drinks, especially Coke Zero.

Robin: Hey, JP, I'm goin' down to Safeway. You want somethin'?
JP: Yeah, can you pick me up some cancer juice?

Cancer Juice by Blobs January 9, 2009

LOTIWASOMF 

Laughing On The Inside With A Smile On My Face

Yeah, that joke was funny. I'm not laughing out loud though. I'm LOTIWASOMF-ing.

LOTIWASOMF by Blobs April 16, 2008