Dasani Scheme

The Dasani Scheme is when public (usually outdoor) events sell Dasani waters only or advertise more than other brands of bottled water. There is actually larger amounts of sodium (salt) in Dasani’s water than other bottled water brands. Can also be referred to as a Dasani Scam.

Person 1: “Ugh, I went to the State Fair yesterday by myself and saw an entire family of eight fall for the fair’s shamefully obvious Dasani Scam.”

Person 2: “Wow, they really fell into the Dasani Scheme”

by roach.baddie November 5, 2023

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Dash

To pass or throw something to someone.

"Dash it quick!" he shouted as soon as the teacher left the class,

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Dashiell

A cute but quiet guy who is really fucking good at making music. He smokes a lot of weed and wants a big tiddy goth bitch to sit on him. I think.

His childhood nick name is usually dash which he hates.

Yo, you seen dash?

Dashiell? Naw.

Shit! He was supposed to meet me here as a plug...!

Prolly fucking some bitch...

by Random Prodda December 31, 2023

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Dash

The fastest mfing dog you will ever see

*ZOOOOOM*
"CUNT! what the fuck was that!"
"OHHH SHIIIIIII THATS DASH"

by pseudonminahhh January 8, 2024

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Dash Reflexology

The waypoints of improving muscle memory and faster reflexes through playing Geometry Dash for a long amount of time. The only problem is that some patients are bad at games and have a really BIG skill issue.

After he took a Dash Reflexology test, he was able to stop his stopwatch at exactly 0.45 femtoseconds before it reach 56 minutes.

by RoadKillGaming January 14, 2024

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