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Stud Muffin Top

When an otherwise attractive guy has a muffin top.
He was a stud muffin when we met...then he started drinking a lot of beer and playing a lot of video games. Now he just has a stud muffin top.
by ChelseasKingdom July 18, 2011
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Russian Top Hat

The use of one's cotton candy wrapped in a similar fashion to that of a hat around the head of a penis. Once put into place, this hat is sucked off until every last sugar droplet has been consumed.
Dude, she topped off our night with the Russian Top Hat!
by Dicks In July 30, 2010
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Nebraska Top-Ramen

when a man boils water and funnels it into a womens vagina then engages in intercourse with her.
hello honey, want to partake in a Nebraska Top-Ramen?
by lucifer killed yo mom December 11, 2007
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It's like a tank top

A phrase made up by Miley Cyrus in the Miley & Mandy show in one of their videos on Youtube when Miley was cleaning her closet.

Every shirt they saw they said "It's like a tank top."

The video is titled: It's Like a Tank top
Miley: What about this one?
Mandy: It's like a tank top.
by NOYB tbh September 1, 2009
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Top Half Ball

In baseball, a pitch that would normally be called a strike, but because the home team is pitching with a very large lead, the umpire has shrunk the strike zone so much so that said pitch is called a ball. Therefore, the pitch is only called a ball in the top half of the inning. See bottom half strike.
"That pitch was right on the outside corner, but we're up by 15 and the ump's calling top half balls."
by bamaster47 March 27, 2009
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Top Chez Snip

getting a headshot in a video game with a sniper rifle.
"bro i just snip'd that guy top chez".
"DIRRTAAYYY, I JUST GOT A TOP CHEZ SNIP."
by parky p January 23, 2011
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top ace myself

One who considers themself to be a top notch drinker. One who is able to consume mass quantities of alcohol, while pacing themself.
I used to be a top ace myself. I could drink anyone under the table!
by leeser July 11, 2007
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