Stud Muffin Top

When an otherwise attractive guy has a muffin top.

He was a stud muffin when we met...then he started drinking a lot of beer and playing a lot of video games. Now he just has a stud muffin top.

by ChelseasKingdom July 18, 2011

Russian Top Hat

The use of one's cotton candy wrapped in a similar fashion to that of a hat around the head of a penis. Once put into place, this hat is sucked off until every last sugar droplet has been consumed.

Dude, she topped off our night with the Russian Top Hat!

by Dicks In July 29, 2010

Nebraska Top-Ramen

when a man boils water and funnels it into a womens vagina then engages in intercourse with her.

hello honey, want to partake in a Nebraska Top-Ramen?

by lucifer killed yo mom November 15, 2007

It's like a tank top

A phrase made up by Miley Cyrus in the Miley & Mandy show in one of their videos on Youtube when Miley was cleaning her closet.

Every shirt they saw they said "It's like a tank top."

The video is titled: It's Like a Tank top

Miley: What about this one?
Mandy: It's like a tank top.

by NOYB tbh September 01, 2009

costco muffin top

like the phrase muffin top but when an obese person wears extremely tight pants and the fat hangs over so much that it, sometimes, rolls over the pockets of the pants.

OMG! she shouldn't wear such tight pants, she gots a costco muffin top.

by pablo654 January 22, 2009

On Top Canada TV

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by OnTopCanadaTV February 27, 2021

top n flop

A rhyming pair of verbs meaning for one to get topped off, (a.k.a. getting head) and then for one to flop over to get a back rub. First you top, then you flop!

Gregory's girlfriend Drea is a keeper, she gives him a top n flop every day!

Whatta lucky dude, he gets topped off - head in bed - and then flops over for back massage on the regular. He calls this her top & flop move!

by dr.drea3000 June 16, 2020