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social media vomit

It's when you post on social media without thinking, usually an emotional outburst when stressed, uncomfortable, mad, but most likely drunk.
"Dude, why did you tag everyone one in a post that you love them."
"Sorry I was feeling like I loved everyone after a few shots, and wanted to tell them. It was just social media vomit.
by anonymous October 20, 2022
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Social Assurancer

One who uses Social Media to lift another up, using encouragement, hope, and optimism as an anchor in their lives.
Having my Social Assurancer online, means that when my day goes south, I’ll always have someone to lift me up, and provide hope.
by Strypers Dad March 6, 2024
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The Social Index

A foolproof guide to determine the popularity and "soundness" of a certain individual. Factors such as inflation are taken into account in determining the outcome of this revolutionary theory. Created in Dublin in mid 2017, it is set to become a global phenomenon.
"she's got 600 likes, she must be sound" "yeah but she's a girl, according to the social index halve that and there's your answer"
by Ctcblue May 28, 2017
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Social Filter

something my autistic depressed piece of shit self needs
Person 1: the fuck did that son of a bitch just say to me
Person 2: bro has absolutely no social filter that was insensitive as fuck
by southparkn64player March 17, 2023
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Democratic socialism

A political ideology advocating a transition to a socially owned economy through democratic means. Democratic socialism is not to be confused with social democracy (an ideology that advocates for a mixed economy and a welfare state, while retaining the structure of capitalism).
Notable advocates of Democratic socialism include Clement Attlee, Jeremy Corbyn, Eugene V. Debs, Albert Einstein, and Martin Luther King Jr.
by AlphabetMafia2663 September 26, 2022
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Social

1-Ser vivo de pequenas dimensões e reduzida força física, que está no linear entre ser um puto nerd e querer ser fixe. Pode ser identificado à distância pela sua franja hedionda, calções/calças de fato de treino e os seus tradicionais brincos. Tem uma inteligência reduzida e grita quando está nervoso.

2- Luís Miguel Fernandes.

3- Que usa brincos.

4- Que se parece com Luís Miguel Fernandes

5- Que quer ser como Luís Miguel Fernandes.
1- Lá vai o social a tentar tripar com um guna.

2- O social gritou com o Paulo após perder no CS:GO.
3- Aquele gajo acha que é o social.

4- Olha ali o Luís armado em social.
5- O Arthur comeu a mãe do social.
by Giga Gordo October 2, 2020
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social hacker

Hey social hackers somebody who friends you or goes about collecting your information off of Facebook and then press on the innocent customer give her the password and username and password through the belief in something foolish is love or trust might exist in the world and then screws you the fuck over and takes everything you have
Did you hear about sis yeah she gave her information to that social hacker, and lost everything. I heard that tune tune before.

Social hackers prey upon the innocence of even the smartest and naivest of people, really want to know somebody’s password just asking for is that simple. Nine times out of 10 I’ll give it to you.
by Al3y / Allley October 15, 2022
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