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monkey sheets 

Bed sheets stained with spooge because you masturbated and then subsequently ejaculated onto them.
Monkey sheets are frequently characterised by having a queer odour.
{Beavis and Butt-Head dressing themselves as ghosts for Halloween}

{Beavis}: Hey Butt-Head, this sheet smells funny.
{Butt-Head}: Yeah, huh huh. Those are my special monkey sheets.
{Beavis}: O fuck! Get it off! Get it off!! GET IT OFF!!!
monkey sheets by Telephony February 15, 2020
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Satin Sheets 

An amazing feel to the naked body & perfect for having sex on.
Keirsten enjoyed Chad's bed last night cause his wife bought new Satin Sheets at Kohls!
Satin Sheets by SlopNChop October 6, 2016

Swindle sheets 

Trucker's slang for the log books they are usually required to take along on their trips. Some truckers hate taking these along, because they have to document all sorts of information that may affect how much money they make.
"...We tore up all a our swindle sheets an' left 'em settin' on the scales..."
Swindle sheets by Chairman May 2, 2005

Sweetest plum 

All the above girlfriend after being dumped by way lessor
Tony somehow landed Kat.
She is all that after his battle ex
That shits the sweetest plum

Sheet Rocked 

When you fuck somebody between to angles of the Sheetrock
Holy fuck I just Sheet rocked Jamie last night
Sheet Rocked by Gym McMahon February 14, 2023

Skeet Kune Do

A form of martial arts that involves masturbating on the opponent.
Watch out for that karate master... he blinded me with his Skeet Kune Do.
Skeet Kune Do by Misanthroat April 20, 2011