better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish

better than it could be

Complainer: This movie/pizza/vacation sucks!

Responder: It's better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish!

better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish by mom743 December 4, 2010

6 fish 

First see safety, or doorknob

A better version of the "safety", "doorknob" game. Instead of doorknob, you say "6 fish" and punch the person who farted untill they name six different fish.

Evan *fart*
Nathan "6 Fish!"
*punches*
Evan "Trout! ... Cod! .... OW! Herring" etc.

6 fish by Dangell August 25, 2009

Shit Fish 

Merchant Navy or Trawlers
Any of several species of fish that congregate around the sewage discharge pipe of stationary ships or boats to feed off fecal matter that is discharged overboard.

Uhg! throw that one back its a shit fish.

Shit Fish by Lee W November 18, 2004

Delay fish

One who constantly makes others late

Andy, you are such a Delay fish.

Delay fish by barabaraba crumb bum May 31, 2007

pilot fish 

an individual that is an expert at getting something from those around him/her for free. Usually obtains free drinks, drugs, money, a free meal... Just as a pilot fish attaches itself to a shark for a free ride.

Sure I'll buy this round.
It's your turn now, how about if you buy this round?
I have no money, sorry
What are you? A pilot fish?

pilot fish by Dman57 April 5, 2008

Fat Chick Fish Off 

Based on a fishing tournament format, the 'Fat Chick Fish Off" is when a group of males go out 'fishing' at a bar or party and attempt to 'catch' as many hefty females as possible. The goal is to catch the biggest female. At the end of the tournament, the fishermen return home for the weigh in. Each fisherman weighs his catch on a floor scale and the one with the most weight, wins the tournament. The fat females are then kicked out and 'released' back into the wild. They can also be eaten if preferred.

John: How did you do in the Fat Chick Fish Off tournament last night?

Cody: Great! My catch weighed in at 314lbs!

Fat Chick Fish Off by GOJDCJ October 19, 2010

tangled fish 

Another word for drunk, intoxicated, hammered, etc...
Caused by drinking a large amount of alcohol.

I drank so much I was like a tangled fish caught in a net.

tangled fish by Marty08 September 3, 2008