Fuck butter is the creamy substance found concentrated at the base of the penis, dripping down the scrotum, on the lips of the vagina and always all over the sheets. Primarily, this is "churned" pussy juice that has been scraped from the cock each time it is plunged into the depths.

Fuck butter can sometimes be pink or streaked with pink if the vagina was injured during sex or if the female is ragging.

Also, fuck butter can be green. This is a sign of one fuct up piece of meat, either on the male or female side of the equation. Seek medical attention ASAP!

My wife LOVES to use her tongue to clean fuck butter my bawl sac.

fuck butter by anonymous December 13, 2004

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fuck phone

A second cell phone kept secret from one's significant other and used for the purpose of booty calls.

Guy #1: "I can't believe Tiger Woods called his ho from his primary cell. Didn't he know his wife would scope it?"

Guy #2: "Brotha shoulda got himself a fuck phone."

fuck phone by goldengateblonde December 3, 2009

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Fuck You

Fuck You

A good greeting and a good way to get to know people.

Person 1: Hello.

Person 2: Fuck you!

Person 1: Well met.

Fuck You by DisCDicSicKidzAf August 23, 2011

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