Definitions by goldengateblonde
twantrum
"God, he's such a child. Did you see the twantrum he threw last night?"
"Donald Trump is such a dumbass that he didn't realize his twantrum about non-existent voting fraud would justify recounts."
"Donald Trump is such a dumbass that he didn't realize his twantrum about non-existent voting fraud would justify recounts."
twantrum by goldengateblonde November 28, 2016
fuck phone
A second cell phone kept secret from one's significant other and used for the purpose of booty calls.
Guy #1: "I can't believe Tiger Woods called his ho from his primary cell. Didn't he know his wife would scope it?"
Guy #2: "Brotha shoulda got himself a fuck phone."
Guy #2: "Brotha shoulda got himself a fuck phone."
fuck phone by goldengateblonde December 3, 2009