absolute anal

The scientifically proven deepest point of anal penetration. The anal sex equivalent of absolute zero.

Did you check the matchups this week? My boys went absolute anal on Brian's squad.

by FFBushLeague March 3, 2016

Anal Perfectionist

The most extreme grammar nazi. Will correct you in public to maximize the embarrassment. Takes the literal too literally. Willl most like check this definition for errors.

You spelled the word fallacio wrong and used it in the wrong context - Felipe Kalb the anal perfectionist

by Eskimo Kisser December 11, 2018

Anal Assasin

A man who murders ass by stabbing. The attack will happen from behind with the recipient unaware their anus is about to be assasinated.

Sorry about your mom, I heard she fell victim to an anal assasin.

by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018

Anal-eyes

When making the decision on whether someone else is worthy of sleeping with, you always analyze that person's ass first, you are said to have anal-eyes.

My girlfriend knew I was checking out the other girls in the club when she seen my anal-eyes starring at a different ass everytime she looked me in the face.

by Spud Butter October 7, 2018

Anal Pledge

When you’re sitting bare assed on a wooden piano bench. Your Druncle scratches and sniffs the spot you were sitting in.

My dirty old scumbag Druncle just anal pledged my seat.

by Sweats11537 December 23, 2017

Anal-ized

When a dirt leg is assraped while passed out out drunk and never knows it happend. She only thinks she took a huge shit the next morning.

That poor girl got Anal-ized for the 3rd time last night.

by Cheesepacker69 January 27, 2020

Anal Flag

Anal flag.
It is when your partner (or you) shoves both fists in the other partners ass and picks you up, proceeding to pick you up and wave you around like a flag. After if happens the person that got anal flagged will be paralyzed for 2 hours.

Guy1: Yo, me and my girl tried something new.
Guy2: What did you do?
Guy1: We ummm anal flagged.
Guys2: WHAT THE FUCK

by Thor of anal February 6, 2020