2 definitions by Spud Butter
When making the decision on whether someone else is worthy of sleeping with, you always analyze that person's ass first, you are said to have anal-eyes.
My girlfriend knew I was checking out the other girls in the club when she seen my anal-eyes starring at a different ass everytime she looked me in the face.
by Spud Butter October 7, 2018
The Homecoming Queen arrived in such a spifftacular gown that there would be no guessing as to whom was deserving of the crown.
by Spud Butter October 7, 2018