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Blue Waffle

by Bighunkyman August 25, 2021
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Waffling

When someone is chatting a load of rubbish and says random things. They keep talking non-stop about irrelevant things. Most of the time they're confused about what they say.
Camilla: I bought jeans from FashionNova then i bought a shirt last week. Actually i bought a dress last week, and boots 2 weeks ago. Nah..i think i bought boots last week as well.

Layla: Stop waffling b!
by SkraaaaPapA February 1, 2018
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Twat Waffle

A sexual act. First, a penis-owner uses waffle batter as lube to penetrate a vagina-owner without a condom, releasing their load inside their partner. The vagina-owner then squats over a waffle iron to create a delicious breakfast for them to eat.
Last night we had twat waffles for dinner...reminded me of crab cake.
by twew March 10, 2021
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Waffles

Those are some buff waffles!
by ChiefLEGOLover January 15, 2021
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Twat-waffle

A female that is not well liked. A lower class,no ass havin, homewrwreckin snatchface.
She's a fckin twat-waffle, get her out of here.
by Jammin93 May 22, 2024
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waffle hoe

A woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships, who speaks or writes, especially at great length, without saying anything important or useful.
Carrie: *yapping about amputations*
Estella: Shut up, waffle hoe. Stop your yapping.
by MangoWinslow May 1, 2024
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twat waffle

an insult referring to anyone who holds hands waffle style with their mother last the age of 6
person1: “bro did you see johnny and his mom crossing the circus parking lot
person2: “dude yea he’s holding hands with his mom waffle style
person1: “i can’t believe my eyes he’s such a twat waffle”
by carpetlover164 October 11, 2021
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