Waffle Socks

A phrase used to describe something that is absolutely absurd.

Did you see Stacy’s outfit. It’s waffle socks!
My mom has lost her mind. She’s gone waffle socks.

by chicken.daddy March 23, 2025

Waffle Socks

Phrase used to describe someone or something that is crazy, illogical, or nonsensical.

You see that car crash on the news? Complete waffle socks the way people driving out there.

Grandma's dementia has gotten real bad. She's gone full waffle socks.

by chicken.daddy March 24, 2025

Trim the waffle

To cut down on useless rambling information included in an essay or written submission after you exceed the required word limit

I've finally finished this ridiculous essay for my World Music module! All I need to do now is trim the waffle and submit it.

by Rubylulu May 17, 2023

Roscoe's House of Chicken 'N Waffles

an American soul food restaurant chain that operates seven locations in the Los Angeles metropolitan area

On March 29, 2016, Roscoe's House of Chicken 'N Waffles filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy

by SPrice1980 May 20, 2023

Waffling

Complaining or whining about something.

"what is blud waffling about?"

by lunariaaah May 20, 2023

Waffle house index

A scale created by FEMA used to determine how bad a situation is.

Green: Normal day, serves regular menu

Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu

Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)

"Hey man things are really getting bad out there"

"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"

by free cheese June 1, 2023

Nigerian waffle iron

A sexual position with two people on a ladder one upside down and the other one with a pop tart in their anus then you put a rush hour 2 cd in the Xbox on repeat then they feed each other waffles with their feet then you dump a 55 gallon drum of tartar sauce on the floor then they have a nude break dancing battle against Bob and Shirley from the old folks home when you finish by making it a butt pop tart sandwich

Hey babe, invite uncle Terry and aunt Jimbo over so we can have A Nigerian waffle iron

by The big mamma t June 10, 2023