White Waffle

A term used to describe a White Irish Folk.

Look at that White Waffle eating ground potatoes.

by White Waffle May 26, 2024

waffle rider

An attractive female full of charm and wit, but who has a mildly retarded egomaniac for a brother.

That Mandi is such a waffle rider. I would hook up with her if it weren't for her brother.

by MizRacy March 20, 2010

Lunge Waffle

That friend that thinks he knows everyword so u make up a word that means nothing to fuck with him

Nik is a lunge waffle

by Michael_Haze February 29, 2016

Golden waffles

When you can't wait for your girlfriend to drizzle syrup down your naked body

Hey honey, get those golden waffles over here right now!

by Heeheehee123 August 15, 2017

Dick in a waffle

Canadian version of “stick in the mud”.

Sam: Terry is being a real Dick in a waffle.
Hayley: You betcha!

by MarkOfTheBest July 15, 2023

waffle house syndrome

when you feel like only eating breakfast food

it wears off after eating but in some cases it can be long lasting, peranant, or fatal

i got waffle house syndrome right now

by galix August 24, 2021

Waffle Socks

Phrase used to describe someone or something that is crazy, illogical, or nonsensical.

You see that car crash on the news? Complete waffle socks the way people driving out there.

Grandma's dementia has gotten real bad. She's gone full waffle socks.

by chicken.daddy March 24, 2025