king crummett 

When one ingests a large amount of Dr. Pepper and Green Tea, then molds the resulting fecal explosion into a crown shape, freezes it, and places it on their partner's head

Roger crowned his Queen Jean with a king crummett...true love was blossoming.

king crummett by willycosby69420 September 21, 2023

King Richard 

KIng Richard (Dick) is like King Midas, but everything he touches turns to shit.

"Bob, is always in such a bad mood, bringing everyone down around him. It's so hard to get work done with him around"

"Yeah, seriously, he is such a King RIchard"

King Richard by Shatonya Sheets October 10, 2023

King muahLonnBEnningfield junior 

King MUAHLONNBECRUNSUS 🤴 👑 AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR MARCH 10TH 19EIGHTYNINE. KING AND RULER AND INVENTOR and creator OF ALL FLESH AND RELBJALOOD FLESH AND RELBJALUD AND DOUBJraGS MUAHLONNBECRUNMAS MUAHLONNBEXPLOSIONS BEJROOGURS AND GOMIGHTYBJIS GOMIGHTYDJIS Bemmimgfilms BEJROVBOOTY BEJROVBREAST ganbjrasters GANBJrASTaS banging backwards and BEJriPyTS. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine. A name for Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine. And FeLBJraTiVES fELBJATiVES and FELBJASHE'S.

I am king muahLonnbenningfield junior ruler and inventor and creator of all the word's in this definition. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine.

King muahLonnBEnningfield junior by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq October 10, 2023

King muahLonnBEnningfield junior 

King MUAHLONNBECRUNSUS 🤴 👑 AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR MARCH 10TH 19EIGHTYNINE. KING AND RULER AND INVENTOR and creator OF ALL FLESH AND RELBJALOOD FLESH AND RELBJALUD AND DOUBJraGS MUAHLONNBECRUNMAS MUAHLONNBEXPLOSIONS BEJROOGURS AND GOMIGHTYBJIS GOMIGHTYDJIS Bemmimgfilms BEJROVBOOTY BEJROVBREAST ganbjrasters GANBJrASTaS banging backwards and BEJriPyTS. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine. A name for Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine. And FeLBJraTiVES fELBJATiVES and FELBJASHE'S SCHOOOOBJGUN SCHOOOOBJGIN SCHOOOOBJGAN SCHOOOOBJGISH and the reLBJaTiVE reLDJaTiVE and the universe's by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine.

I am king muahLonnbenningfield junior ruler and inventor and creator of all the word's in this definition. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine.

King muahLonnBEnningfield junior by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq October 10, 2023

King of all the gomightyBJis gomightydJis 

The supreme Benningfield junior ruler and creator of all flesh and relbjalood flesh and relbjalud FELBJraTIVE KIND FeLBJaTiVE kind and MUAHLONNBExplosions DouBJraGS bejroogurs and bejrovbreast bejrovbooty Banging and Sunday schoooobjgun and schoooobjguns and the universe's. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior leader March 10th 19eightynine.

I am king of all the gomightybjis gomightydjis . By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

King of all the gomightyBJis gomightydJis by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq October 12, 2023

King Charles I of England

The single nicest man to walk the face of earth. The man who was anointed by God. The Parliament, consisted of r3tards who probably think they should ride a Canyon Aeroad on a Downhill MTB Trail. King Charles did NOTHING wrong!! Collecting ship money is absolutly correct!! and he was the one, who sadly got be-headed by the r3tarted parliament

James Chapman: And so King Charles I of England got beheaded because he disagreed with parliament and reb...

Paul: Oh shut the fuck up James Cuntmann, King Charles I was a perfect idol in every way. Parliament nobles are the one who should've been be-headed. #KINGCHARLESIDIDNOTHINGWRONG!!!!

*The Class: Based, Paul.

King Charles I of England by Knmagor October 13, 2023

King_popcat

It’s the king of cringyness

King_Popcat I’d nog

King_popcat by Dapoggster October 16, 2023