John Cena 

One of the worst wrestlers in the history of professional wrestling. Little Kids and girls love him, men aged over the age of 18 who have stayed loyal to wrestling throughout their years hate him because they can see through his bullshit. John Cena has 5 wrestling moves aka 'the 5 moves of doom' usually in a match he gets beaten up for mostly the entire time and then just before you think he is going to lose John Cena comes back to life using those 5 moves and ends up winning. John Cena is the coverboy for the wwe pg era

Quote from CM Punk 'John Cena I don't even hate you, I hate the fact this idea that your the best.. because your not... I'm the best'

John Cena by best in the world December 18, 2011

John Travolta

A fancy way of saying "waste of time".

I can't stand that guy. He's a John Travolta.

John Travolta by Waki Ho October 11, 2006

john hauser

another name for bob saget.

You hanging out with john hauser tonight? he is such a saget.

john hauser by mr. smithson May 30, 2008

John Do ak 

When you are having sex and (accidentally) kick your girlfriend in the face, causing her nose to bleed.

Dude, last night I was screwing my girlfriend and then I pulled a john do ak on her, so after I finished I had to rush her to the hospital.

John Do ak by You'reatowel December 28, 2008

JOHN HOLE 

someone who describes their anus as a male cunt.
i.e. likes it up the back pipe.

Man, that guy is such a john hole.

JOHN HOLE by doyle12345 December 29, 2008

John Cummins 

John Cummins refers to a person who has walked in on their parents having sex

He's gone and pulled a John Cummins

John Cummins by johncrooked69 May 14, 2015

john swift 

1. a sexy mofo who knows whats up.
2. smokes weed everyday. literally.

He is a total John Swift

john swift by mynameiswhatpseudonym May 6, 2016