Bitch Poof 

An addition to a hairstyle that has become popular with many bitches. Generally, the bangs or front of the hair are brushed back over the top of the bitches head and clipped into place, made neat in appearance with copious amounts of hair spray and brushing. This makes the shape of a poof. A large bitch poof denotes an exceedingly bitchy girl.

The bigger the bitch poof, the bigger the bitch.

Bitch Poof by Kr1574 December 16, 2008

bitch ass nigga 

A brotha that acts like a sista, always whinin' and talkin too much taking your stuff, talking behind your back etc

he say what, that bitch ass nigga talks too Much

bitch ass nigga by Killa B July 15, 2004

bitch stole my fish 

The caption of a photo of a young boy glaring -- for lack of a better description, the face is impossibly funny -- at a slightly older girl holding what appears to be a freshly caught fish. Colloquially, the phrase can be used in reference to a woman who has taken something, or just as a general exclamation.

(Retelling an altercation with one's girlfriend)
A: ...and so she just took that shit from me. Man, was I pissed. Fuckin' bitch stole my fish.
B: You gotta stand up for yourself, man. Tell ya what, no fuckin' way I let that bitch steal MY fish.

(or, alternatively... while playing Madden)
A: Oh, FUCK, bitch stole my fish!
B: That's right, bitch, pick six.

bitch stole my fish by whit-tastic January 1, 2009

bitch day 

Falls on November 15th; a day for all women to celebrate their youth and naughtiness.

Bitch day is right around the corner, ladies!

bitch day by vioguevara15 November 4, 2013

Bitch Mob 

A group of the realest niggas of all time, wearing tiny pants, and not giving a fuck.

Lil B taught me about them Based Boyz and that Bitch Mob.

Bitch Mob by TheTrueAmazing December 1, 2011

bitch fit 

-When a person, usually a female is angry and upset about something and starts whining/crying/yelling/screaming/throwing things when things don't go their way.
-Basically its going all PMSing and Godzilla like.
-Also can just be "BF" if you can't curse in front of certain people.
-Made famous by the Wayans Brothers comedy "White Chicks."

Ex. "I am SO FREAK-IN' PISSED! I think I'm gonna have a bitch fit!"

bitch fit by LoganLesnarMarvel September 5, 2005

bitch i hope the fuck you do 

The most epic fucking comeback ever. Only used when someone threatens you

I’m gonna slap the shit out of you for doing my girl. Bitch I Hope The Fuck You Do.

bitch i hope the fuck you do by blackinmyvoots March 4, 2019