Trucker Toast

When a greasy red neck comes back from the gas station in Wyomming buying a loaf of toast. He accidentally drops the toast on his own seat in his truck and forgets about it. Then he proceeds to drive 12 hours to Idaho. Once he reached his destination he gets up from his seat and sees the greasy sweaty toast he forgot to pick up. Then he takes the toast with its diabolical fumes and eats the disgusting moldy toast.

Jimmy tells his redneck trucker friend, “ did you have some trucker toast today, I would love some!”

Bill forgot his trucker toast in the car and it molded and beetles infested his car

by Yote yaterr November 26, 2021

Beat ToasterVII🍞#6949 Day

This is the day we’re you beat ToasterVII🍞#6949, the rules are the following:
You can’t fail nnn
You have to break 1 bone
During beating, you must scream “UwU”, “OwO” or “Nyah!”. Or his power will be inevitable
This is on the November 28

I can’t find Toaster anywhere, it must be Beat ToasterVII🍞#6949 day!

by Noah The Furry November 26, 2021

pig toaster 3000

someone named kayla who goes by everything even objects

stfu you pig toaster 3000

by asjbfhjuefueiswvbgiueswrg December 4, 2021

French Toast Lover

A very dumb person who likes toxic boring people.

person 1: "She just asked Lucas out!"

person 2: "what a French toast lover"

by Simp Train January 11, 2022

roasted toasted

mmm toast

my dick is roasted toasted

by maxtonwashere December 9, 2021

French Toast

A Nor-Cal, certified dork version of a very common cuss word.

Instead of cussing the usual way, I much prefer to use French Toast!

by SuperDoooooope December 23, 2021

To toast some rock

To smoke crack or crystal meth from a pipe

Trying to toast some rock in Baltimore? Prepared to make your crack pipe from recycled materials.

by Sexydimma February 8, 2022