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Hot Luntz

An act of the political media often confused with sexual perversion. It involves laying the audience down and shocking them into silence using the technique known as "The Big Lie." While the audience's ears are filled with partisan pap, spread cling wrap over their mouths and collectively fill their waiting maw with your own special branded and focus-grouped shit. Afterwards, finish the sex act in their shit-filled mouths and leave the audience with the unpleasant choice of either 1) swallowing and regurgitating the neoconservative crap shoved at them or 2) avoiding political discourse because the practice as become so shocking, violent, and unpalatable. (Sometimes confused with "Hot Lunch.")
Frank Luntz was just on television and talked about "the death tax." He basically took a Hot Luntz in the mouths of 99.5% of the American public.

Source: Frank Luntz, The Asshole of American Discourse
by BeAngryAtTheSun January 7, 2008
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Hot Topic

A store with a "punky" and even a small amount of "gothy" feel to it. They actually do have some good stuff, but it is ruined by the wanna be feel the whole store gives off. Even the people working there scream wanna be.

Ironicly, the kids that say "You laugh at me because I'm different, but I laugh at you because you all the same" buy their clothes here, but fail to relaize everything they are buying is mass produced. Just because it is AE or aeropostle doesn't make it different.
Hmm..I tried AE but I still can't get laid, better try a new cliche, lets go to Hot Topic.

I'm so unique I got my shirt off of a rack with 40 others like it.

Pre-packaged Individuality
by Day August 7, 2006
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Hot Dogging

When a man spoons with a female and lays his penis in between her ass-cheaks.
Think of it as an actual hot dog. The wiener is in between the bun. "Dude me and my girl went to go take a nap and we started Hot Dogging it. It was so comfortable!
by Duck boots and young sloots February 3, 2015
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Hot Frank

When you perform a Cleavland Steamer on a woman and she uses the feces as a lubricant to jerk the man off.
Joe took a dump on Cindy's chest then she gave him a Hot Frank
by Hot Adam September 26, 2008
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hot dogging

no clothing remains on one or both sexual participants while they engage in the "motions" of sex without actual penetration taking place. Just like dry humping but w/o clothing. The penis rubs between the lips hence the name hot dogging.
Sam and Joan have been hot dogging it for a while since Joan wants to keep her virginity until she's married.
by Kelly & Travis February 12, 2006
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hot scoop

(v.) 1. To use your penis to transmit bodily fluids into a girl's mouth.

Chocolate hot scoop: A subcategory of the hot scoop, this occurs when a man prematurely ends anal sex, at which point the girl poops mildly on his penis. He then proceeds to deep throat her.

Vanilla hot scoop: A subcategory of the hot scoop, this is when the man pulls out prematurely from vaginal or anal sex, ejaculates on her stomach or back, and uses his penis to shovel the fluids. He then proceeds to deep throat her.

Strawberry hot scoop: A subcategory of the hot scoop, much like the Strawberry Shortcake, a man pulls out prematurely from oral sex and ejaculates on her face. He punches her in the nose, and mixes the resulting blood from the injury as well as the ejaculate with his penis, much like a Fun Dip. He then proceeds to deep throat her.
God this family is so full of douchebags! My boyfriend's brother chocolate scooped me, and then my boyfriend strawberry hot scooped me in retaliation. Their father thought I was a bad influence so he taught me a lesson with a Neapolitan.
by Ammoruna Johnson August 9, 2010
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Hot Nickels

Mr Meth hot nickels hotter than a sex pistol
by nick white December 15, 2003
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