Turtleing 

When you have to poop so bad and it feels as if it is starting to poke out. Only to have you force it back in via a strong clench.

I must get back to the room I am Turtleing right now. Hurry Up! I am Turtleing!

Turtleing by DSeanK January 26, 2015

Turtles Head

Term used to describe when you are in desperate need of a shit and the crap starts to nudge your underwear.

Wheres the bathroom, I've got a turtles head coming through.

Turtles Head by Anonymous May 11, 2003

Tortle 

A reptile mostly liked by 10 year-olds that look like zombies.

I like tortles

Tortle by AngelaMariee September 30, 2010

turtleroodle 

a mystical creature that likes to skate on the pond of the donkers

The turtleroodles and the donkers are partners in crime

turtleroodle by mugwump99 April 19, 2008

Harry Turtledove 

1. A sex act involving the placement of birds onto the head of one or more members of said sexual encounter

2. To suck at something voraciously

3. A colloquial name for the genitals (male or female)

1. I just met this girl and I can't wait to give her the Harry Turttledove.

2. That concert was a real Harry Turtledove.

3. I took her out and showed her my Harry Turtledove.

Harry Turtledove by stinko2309 March 29, 2010

Jin Likes Turtles 

A term derived from a day on skype where JinSeng, a member of a forum called Youtube Chorus kept repeating, "I like turtles" whenever there was an awkward silence. The term Jin likes turtles was coined when there was an awkward silence, and Jin is not there. It is a term anyone can use to fill in an awkward silence, and possibly change the subject when you run out of things to talk about.

I like turtles, the phrase Jin would repeat, came from a very popular youtube video where a little boy with zombie facepaint, was asked, "What do you think about this carnival?", and he replied with, "I like turtles." It has become a viral video across the web.

Ex 1.

Person 1: "So, once I met this person who kept talking to me, and I liked them, but they were gay!"

*awkward silence*

Person 2: Jin likes turtles.

Jin Likes Turtles by Jay_Shay November 24, 2010

Turtlet 

A baby turtle, usually pretty small and cute

Hey look at that Turtlet!!!!
A what?
A baby turtle.

Turtlet by Eric is Banana Man August 27, 2009