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Starkist Shooter

1 Oz Tuna fish juice
1 Oz Mayo
1 Oz Vodka
Black pepper on the rim
Waiter: What’ll ya have?
Me: Fuck my shit up

Waiter: A Starkist Shooter it is
by Mindcrime Madness September 15, 2023
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Misdemeanor Shooting

A non fatal, almost consensual, shooting that occurs where subjects involved miraculously have not seen, heard, or know anything about it. Nor are they worried about any subsequent events following.
Darn, this is basically a Misdemeanor Shooting.
by ASeriousGuy December 17, 2023
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School shootings

If attention is worth more than your kids lives than you deserve it every time.
Hym "School shootings don't happen in a vacuum and if you're not willing to trade attention for the lives of children you deserve it every time it happens."
by Hym Iam December 3, 2023
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Church Shooting

Wow, yeah, that holy war isn't going great, is it? Looks like the Christians have lost their edge. What's the score now?
Hym "You hear about the church shooting? I didn't get an official score but I'll google it eventually... Wasn't I just saying it's been a minute? There might have been a superbowl parade one too."
by Hym Iam February 16, 2024
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poop shoot

by MrShovelz March 2, 2024
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Redneck Shooting Star

A relatively common phenomenon in which a yokel in a sedan that is driving too fast for the conditions fails to navigate a turn and/or hill properly, thereby launching their car through one’s front yard. When this happens at night time, the headlights can be seen flying through the air, resembling a shooting star. Anyone seeing it happen should instantly make a wish.
“Hey Pa, look at that redneck shooting star flying down into the woods!! I just made a wish!!
by Jon the American March 17, 2024
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sassy shooter

An alternative term for the conservative commentator Matt Walsh.
Girl: Have you seen that guy?
Boy: Yeah. He’s a sassy shooter.

Ben Shapiro: How should we combat the Radical Left?
Matt Walsh: I ain’t a gangsta, I’m a sassy shoota.
by RespectThaDripKaren420 March 18, 2024
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